“Seat 23F: The Beginning of the Back Row Chronicles”
Tomorrow, I’ll take my first work flight. I’ll wake up too early, forget something minor but important, and head to GSO with the quiet buzz of a guy who knows this is just the start of something. Maybe not something glamorous. Definitely not something luxurious. But something. This morning, I checked in through the American Airlines app. You know the one—shiny buttons, polite notifications, and zero effort to cushion the blow when it informs you where, exactly, you’ll be sitting. Seat 23F. The very last seat on the Embraer 175. The caboose of the cabin. The throne behind the throne—if you consider the lavatory a throne, which I will be doing by proximity alone. I won’t just be near the bathroom—I’ll be practically fused to it. So close, I’m pretty sure the flight attendants will start using me as a landmark: “Turn right at Nate, and you’ll find the The Rear Admiral’s Quarters.” I’ll catch every waft of soap pods and disinfectant, hear every flush like a percussive beat, and get as...